The apocalypse is nigh!!!!

According to this article if the democrats gain control of congress, then the end of the world is near. That amazing fact is from this website. I have to shake my head and laugh. People, the world is not going to end, unless an asteroid hits, or I start dating Carmen Electra. If I start dating Carmen I believe the world would stop in it's tracks. But seriously now, it's great if you believe in a higher power. I'm glad you have that. But as a college educated person, I can not believe how anyone can have that much faith in the Bible after becoming a learned person. I reccomend the FSM for anyone looking for the real being in the universe. May his noodly appendage touch you all.