The Wicked: October 2006

Festival of Drunkenness

Is the name of the festival in ancient Egypt that celebrated nothing less than the salvation of humanity. Archaeologists say they have found evidence amid the ruins of a temple in Luxor that the annual rite featured sex, drugs and the ancient equivalent of rock 'n' roll. Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll

Here we just call that College.

Katie's Revenge

I heard about this story a couple of weeks ago. I laughed. Link A pedophile has to be the worst, morally depraved, sick, monster that there is. So, when something like this happens to one in jail, although worse things probably happen too, I cann't help but applaud. On a similiar note, I saw the movie Hard Candy this weekend. Good movie. Being a guy I squirmed in my chair a little during one sceen, if you've seen the movie you know what i'm talking about. This movie is the way the pedophiles should be dealt with. Chop em' off.

Don't squeeze them....

says Vlad Putin. Squeeze (we envy you. Putin's Joke ). What? Screw them, squeeze them harder. Yes, I feel bad for the people there that have to put up with the rejected lollipop kid, they have no food, and no freedom. But the little dork, by the way who the hell cuts his hair, can not be allowed to go full nuclear.

I guess he already has to an extent, but if Iran and N. Korea are both nuclear that just is not a good thing. We (well Israel actually, but might as well been us) already stopped Iran once, we need to make sure they don't glow in the dark like N. Korea. Because they DO sponser terrorists and if they sponser them with a nuke, well, very bad things.

IF we did attack Iran.....

An interesting article on if the U.S. and Iran got into a conflict and some of the possible outcomes of such a thing. Article Here Some things I believe are unrealastic like this statement here; Iranian-Americans living in the United States are rounded up and placed in detention camps, recently built by Halliburton. China and Russia begin to send large shipments of armaments to Iran, including their most sophisticated weapons.

Click on picture to read sign.

Come on, really? Japanese-Americans were rounded up during WW2 and there was little outcry then, but today is a different era, and if that were to happen I think the outcry would be much louder.

Three months after the start of Operation Iran Secularization the Chinese discretely inform the Pentagon that nuclear tipped missiles have been deployed in Iran. The Bush Administration is forced to resign and the 2008 Presidential elections are moved forward to 2007. The transition administration declares an unconditional ceasefire and begins to withdraw all its forces out of the Middle East, including Iraq.

And no way would the Administration resign. If nuclear missiles were in Iran's hand I really think the Booshites would let them be used as an excuse to turn Iran into a glass desert. or at least everywhere in Iran not near Oil.

So the little dork did it.

We all knew the little dork was going to test a nuke. Were going to put sanctions against you. OOOOoooooooo. I bet ol Kimmy is shaking his combat boots. He dosn't care about sanctions, hell he dosn't care about his people now. If we want to help the region, send over a 007 and assassinate the lollipop kid. Oh, but wait that would be against the U.S. morals. Gimme me a break. People will be asking why we didn't do anything after he sends a nuke into Japan or South Korea.

Teleportation!

This is so cool. Read the Article
Star Trek here we come. Beam me up Scotty! Even if the technology gets that far I probably still wouldn't let anybody beam me up, probably end up somewhere without a limb or, oops we left your liver back there...